That little cocksucker declared a Surprise War on me, and while he was screwing with my cities I wiped out all three of his with siege engines. I salted the ground they were built on.

Oh, with me it has! I can go from zero to Complete Asshole in less than .24 of a second. <hahah>

As far as I’m concerned, the game was Ghostbusters 3. I friggin’ LOVED it! Hell, I just finished playing through it again a few weeks ago!

I’ve had a great time with Doom, but that was largely nostalgia value. As far as I’m concerned, Battleborn is the most fun I’ve had playing anything in ages. From the ‘80s-style cartoon intros to the character design and all the snarky humour, it’s just a BLAST!

This playlist is solid. But you should add everything by Dimmu Borgir to the list, because they are the official marching band of the undead. “Progenies of the Great Apocalypse” makes the perfect soundtrack to the battle of Hardhome!

Victor Vran—one of the best hack’n’slash games I’ve ever played that doesn’t have Diablo in the title. And Ashes of the Singularity and Company of Heroes 2 for my RTS fix.

I’ve been playing it since it was in early alpha—because I’m a stonecold transhumanist and an oldskool RTS freak—and it’s really fun. Doesn’t break any new ground in any way, but the story’s pretty cool (if shallow) and there’s nothing as awesome as watching a couple thousand robotanks and giant antigrav dreadnoughts…

THE SEA ORG!

The wiggly-stretchy boobs were just killing me! And the blowjob pushups!

PSY can do no wrong.

I swear to the gods I would kill and eat a hooker for just the chance to direct a film adaptation of this. (Caveat: I would not literally kill and eat a hooker, but I’d make a convincing video of it just to freak everyone on YouTube out.)

Skinny Puppy.

This is freakin’ gorgeous!

Thank you for the astute observation!

Augmented Reality is really going to take off now.

One of the stupidest animes I’ve ever tried to watch. The very concept it so ridiculous it staggers me—but what’s even more incomprehensible is how popular it is.

Blizzard took sickeningly competitive bullshit games like DOTA 2 and League of Legends and actually made it FUN for a casual player like me. Much like with Smite, I do not play ranked—ever—because I’m only in it for the fun: the hardcore players can go off and do their thing without bothering me. I’ve only found…

Oh, jesus christ, this looks unbearable. It’s bad enough to every jagoff with a laptop and NI Traktor thinks he can DJ a fucking house party let alone a club—now every one of those jagoffs will be able to point to this film and say, “SEE! THAT’S WHAT I’M ALL ABOUT! It inspires me to make music.”

Morgellons is clearly caused by a nonterrestrial nanotechnological agent that has somehow made it into our biosphere.

Good job referencing A Clockwork Orange, since this is quite literally an example of the Ludovico Technique in action.