YO! WTF?! Phase IV?!?

Though I wasn’t particularly impressed by the short—mainly the execution just seemed a little half-assed—it’s still an idea with legs and heart, and I’d love the see the old angel hunter dude come back, because his coat full of feathers was AWESOME.

I was actually enjoying this year season because it clearly ripped off SyFy’s Paranormal Witness and captured much of the same pulpy atmosphere of that programme. It also reminded me of pre-CCA horror comics from the 1950s: gleefully over-the-top but not in the usual pile-it-on-until-it’s-just-a-heap-of-crap sense…

Unfilmable? The story’s simply told in nonlinear order, much like that of...ohhh, a few thousand other films like Memento and Pulp Fiction.

Existence itself is eternal suffering. All I ask is that it provide a measure of entertainment by making others suffer worse than me. In the absence of an actual hell, I’ll settle for a virtual one.

Oh, with me it has! I can go from zero to Complete Asshole in less than .24 of a second. <hahah>

Somebody please tell me why folks are obsessed about the sexual orientation OF A CHILD?

I have but one question: where can I get a functional gyndroid designed to look like Angela Sarafyan? If RealDoll technology ever advances to the point where they are motile, have at least Almost-Intelligent Turing-compliant personaware, and can be fitted with licensed copies of real-world people’s features, then I’m…

Despite the idiotic little deer-horns headpiece thingee that makes her look like she has a piece of chicken breast strapped to her forehead, I really like this nameless character, mainly because she fits both period concepts of witches (much as those in The Witch do) and because she also incorporates ideas and imagery…

I quite like the idea of memorywiping murderers everyday and forcing them to relieve their actions from the victims’ point-of-view forever...or, at least, until their bodies finally cease functioning.

This. Looks. AWESOME.

This really looks quite good, and I love the concept...but that lame-ass jackalope mask gots ta GO.

THIS IS KANGAROO COURT!

The real reason the human lifespan caps out at 122 is that it’s impossible for ANY sapient being to deal with more than 122 of humanity’s bullshit—even humans themselves.

VERY cool designs...but they don’t fit the film at all. Not even remotely. But they would fit in a sci-fi film about a world of godlike posthumans fighting one another for possession of the planet they’ve been terraforming!

I’m putting $5USD on the very obviously-named Hector Escaton turning out to be the Evil Digital Intelligence Singularity.

Though this film DOES sound absolutely delightful, the fact that there won’t actually be a literal kaiju Anne Hathway is a bit disappointing for me.

While these dummies are wasting tonnes of money just for the opportunity to die of starvation/thirst/asphyxiation on a planet that’s nothing more than a cold version of Arizona, I’m gonna plough my money into virtual reality and long-term biosupport research. Then I can die on a Matrix version of Barsoom!

I loved the book, and I’m mad psyched to see the film!

Hey, those are ZOOGS!