I want to start by saying that I have loved every Tesla I’ve had a chance to drive. I have driven several iterations of the S through the years including the p100d that I very much want to own, and I got to drive a 3 performance recently that was damn near as impressive as the p100d.

I’ve done my share of shit talking about Tesla, but I really hope they are able to pull through. They are the only significant American made car manufacture, as in truly made in America. Furthermore, while they suck at coach building and interiors, they have truly revolutionized how cars are powered and the electrical…

Is that a recent/current photo of him? He’s gained a lot of weight. He looks like Tim Allen turning into Santa Clause.

He’s just realizing you need accounting? Now? After this much time? This is why people from and of obscene wealth shouldn’t run things, they actually haven’t a fucking clue how the world or business or geopolitical politics works. For proof just look around the world and why it’s getting fucked up, rich people…

Amateur hour. 

That was my first thought as well. Yeah, they really want the Toronto Raptors in the ECF—the team from Canada with the guy who’s famous for two things: not having a personality, and quitting on his previous team under weird circumstances—rather than the historically significant team from one of America’s oldest cities…

i’m just here to get into fights with people over how much matlab sucks

Yes, the NBA rigged the shot to help the team based in Canada over the legendary franchise based in Philadelphia, because...?

What about local gravity? How many additional terms did they use?

This series is over if they dont guard him physically. Just because trapping didnt work for one half on him doesnt mean it doesnt. He was bottled up a lot of the Houston series until they got worn out at the end of game 5. Giving the best shooter of all time more room to shoot is downright dumb

Maybe he thinks they’re playing Westbrook again?

On the previous article Deadspin did on this game, they included two highlights where the defense was so...fucking...lazy. Dame didn’t even fight around the screen, he just kind of lazily let Steph go to the left and throw up a shot. But it’s a symptom of a larger NBA problem.

Old Testament, gotcha. Sorry I misunderstood.

Meh.

Mediocre Western Conference teams get pantsed most nights, lose 50 games and earn tons of lottery balls. Mediocre Eastern Conference teams are in the mix for the eight seed.

It’s like my mother used to tell me: If you don’t have anything nice to say about someone, then go on Stephen A Smith’s morning show

Can we just let that series go best-of 11, and let the winner go to the Finals?