God the hubris of this candidate. Exactly when did she think she would tell us she has Stage IV cancer or something?

Anyone else worried about a kid living with a Dad who includes his kid in his sexting obsession? If I’m Huma, I get that kid out of there, stat.

Why is nobody noticing the little dude who is levitating above the field in front of the kicker?!?!?!

I always just say “oh, let’s just be friends now...” and go to sleep

so far, you’re doing a great job.

I once got pity-married. Totally fooled her!

I work in advertising, and we’ve had Project Managers (essentially, the lowest form of account executive) who had been making overtime already, so I guess they were only bringing in $20-30K in salary. Wow. They stay the latest, come in the earliest.

I think he’s upset about the a missed opportunity to have 1 or 2 Tri-delts impregnated by someone who could become a huge booster to his baby momma’s alma mater.

God I love the English language and the way marketers can manipulate it.

Watching his interview on TMZ, I think I caught a little bit of a gay vibe coming off this dude. Maybe he’s going through some stuff he doesn’t really want to deal with?

Never have so many competant [sic], talented people been run off by such a talentless group of entitled beaurocrats [sic].

As the world’s greatest exporter of sweat, I would challenge this man or any of you to a sweat off any day of the week.

I once got a card that said “Jesus loves your smile” as my tip. I chased them out the door and said “Jesus doesn’t pay my rent.”

No ‘roids here.

I don’t know, man. It’s not like Manzel was always this out of control. HIs fall from grace was gradual.

Hank was a close one for me, but in the end I bet he naps a lot.

I think he needs to work on his coverage. Looks like somebody else has received her.

I’m going to try really hard to keep this short. 1995. I’m 25, broke, work grueling hours at an ad agency. 5:00, guy in the media department gives me 2 tickets to a Rangers game. Sure why not.

So that’s what happened to Carrot Top™.

I’m sorry, but you’re sending your kid to live on his/her own with a bunch of grown ups who, for whatever reason, have chosen spend their lives living with lonely, vulnerable teenagers. What the fuck do you honestly think happens? Every boarding school has these creeps in them. It’s why they work there!