idk, man, if you threaten someone on the internet you should have to face some consequences like your ISP disconnects you for a year and your phone plan caps at 1MB/month. I just can’t fathom behaving so horribly toward another person.

I would really enjoy a Biden vs. Trump “Get off my plane!” moment. After a “You’re fired!” at the inauguration. But Joe’s too classy for that. 

Fuck, Dump lived and he should have kicked off; Donnie Half Scoop and Kimberly “Melania 2.0" both seem fine despite not having a septum between them that doesn’t look like Belgian lace. 

it got worse

Thoughts and prayers to Coronavirus for feeling brave enough to infect a man with sewage oozing out of his skin.

Dear lord, I wish we were close by and I could give you my chardonnay.  I quit my wine club this year (I’m still ordering from the winery, but I know what I like and don’t want more of the stuff I don’t) and I have a few bottles of excellent quality chardonnay kicking around. I Do. Not. Like. oaked chardonnay. 

Hmm, I don’t know how to express my mixed emotions and limited, but provocative understanding of your complex state. I went to school and got a 2 yr degree in Aviation Science with the expectation that I was going to pursue Air Traffic Control. I drove with my mom from  CA to Oklahoma to get an idea of what to expect…

Mmmmm, Revenge of Frankenstein with Peter Cushing all dirty and unshaven with his shirt open in that first scene. Purrrr.

Fuccck.

You're doing fine Oklahoma...

Damn, I don’t wanna be a baddie, but red and black are just GOOD ;-).

Oh god, that does sound horrible—but are you really the most embarrassing state? It sounds like this shit is rampant. We’ve got religious anti-maskers having protests over here too (they aren’t getting government positions for the most part, but still).

There’s a John Scalzi book called “Red Shirts”, which the people who are wearing the red shirts realize that they rarely come back from away missions.

Holy crow this all sounds just so awful. And stupid.

Shelter Catstravaganza!

At least you're not South Dakota? 

I’ve watched enough movies to know that the baddies always wear red/blak/red and black. I’m sorry your local government is populated by morons.
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