Lockdown started in my area again today, which is weird because I’ve basically been in lockdown since March. I had a sonogram on my throat this week and, quelle suprise, they found several nodules. So I guess I start the whole biopsy mess all over again. I want to go outside and take a walk in the sun, go to coffee…

The weather has started to not be so nice. So we are definitely spending more time inside. I’m so glad I decided to do this home preschool program with the tiny human. This latest set of 20 lessons focuses on the Rainforest. And honestly I’m not sure who looks forward to school days more, me or her. But I was also…

It wasn’t detention but In School Suspension. What happened was, I wasn’t doing my schoolwork(booooring) and got way behind. For 3 days we were shipped over to the school that had previously been used for Black students. We sat silently at desks and did our work with only bathroom breaks and 30 mins for a boxed lunch.…

I spent so much time in detention for various dumb shit. The best detention story, let’s see now...

One time (pre-cellphone) my 2nd grade teacher gave me detention for some asinine thing, but didn’t let anyone know. I was supposed to be picked up by a family friend, but when they didn’t find me after school, they assumed my mom had come and collected me already. My mom came home from work and found no child, and…

My favorite part of their story was that they met at the Wishy Washy Laundromat.

The thought of “Dolly Parton, sexual tyrannosaurus” makes me happy. Go get you some Bublé, Dolly!

As a rule, I’m sick of people in 5 min tops. So, 57 years is a good score.

“Dean runs an asphalt-paving company, which she probably doesn’t watch him do either. “

I appreciate this sentence

Saint Dolly was always the realest person in the room. Martha Stewart and a sizable portion of talk show hosts (not just the women hosts ) was biting Dolly’s style long before I could even make the friendly, bawdy, but subdued connection. Heck, she outshined Al Franken in the comedy department.

Billie Eilish is a gift. 

Looks like that child-eating witch has gone full keto/Paleo.

I have a cat, so no, I will not be leaving meat out on a counter, no matter how artfully arranged.

“Van Houten stabbed Rosemary LaBianca on August 9-10"

Tacky.

Jordan Peele does an excellent Obama. They look nothing alike but he’s got that voice down!

Michael B. Jordan’s a better choice, Obama. Dude hasn’t been creeping on teenagers.

I want this to be alien-related so bad...

Shelter Catstravaganza!