Counterpoints:

We have walking/biking/skating trails in town that Canadian geese will terrorize if there’s a pond nearby.

She really is a bag of puke.

Vodka, whiskey, and bourbon.

I work at a bank, which means I’m Essential.

That number confirms that this is evil.

Even if teaching wasn’t done remotely nowadays, your remark is insipid and needlessly vitriolic.

All I want to say is that I will sleep so good tonight. Mainly because of the Good Political News, but also because a cat was on my bladder before I was ready to get out of bed this morning, I haven’t had a nap, and Mom Duck fed me really well because she knew President-Elect Biden was a big deal for me and Duckling…

Cupcake Butterkissed - It’s a cheap-but-good, buttery chardonnay that reminds me of movie theater popcorn.

See, I kind of want to dance until I drop with a smile on my face and sleep for 16 hours.

UK, girl, he’s trying to isolate you and won’t take no for an answer! Get yourself someone better who will let you hang with the others and gives a damn about your health!

We’ll just surround ourselves with the girlfriends (Canada, Great Britain, etc) that have been on the sidelines waiting for us to get out of the bad situation, and will help delete all the nasty texts and ply us with wine and cake and never say “girl, I told you so...”

HA!

I love it when I can laugh and cry at the same time. I’ve had four years of it stored up in me, and it’s gonna eke out all weekend.

*on the phone with Sweden*
I know the Nobel prizes have been handed out for this year, but listen to this...

I think that was the worst part of it. I’ve had BBQ sauce with sausage, and it’d go well with potatoes.  But sauerkraut...  ew.

It is what it is, but I really don’t care... do you?

It is what it is, but I really don’t care... do you?

Not mine, my Papa Joe’s. Notable (and chaotic) enough to be told at his funeral:

Y’all want to know what’s keeping me going?