*appears in cloud of dust* Did somebody mention skating?

Probably be reading from the script with others, like other auditions.

It’s hard to believe in a God that would let this administration happen, but maybe I’m doing this religion thing wrong.

You get a cold, of course! Because colds come from being cold!

Actual Mom: “If you can read, you can cook.”

I hope Elon Musk’s child rebels, changes his name to Kevin, moves to a flyover state, becomes an accountant, and drives a Ford.

Yup, I buy a smaller bottle of the cheap stuff. (The cheap stuff is usually the Surprisingly Good stuff.)  

Our lines were crazy long aaaaalll day yesterday (first of the month fell on a Friday). There were lines 4-5 cars long on average. I came home and told Mr. Duck “I need beer and comfort food”, and by God he provided.

I have Doritos. And some frozen potstickers.

I watched the video, and was not expecting that. In a good way. She’s actually self-deprecating and admits her goof-ups instead of editing them out. And she’s not afraid to look silly. Damn, now I have to follow her, right?

My favorite way to eat a potato (nowadays, anyway) is with butter, cheese, and brown gravy. Kinda like a poutine, only... rustic?

Aw shucks, thanks!

“Miss Congeniality” is my go-to movie when I need a boost - when I need to remind myself just how bad-ass I can be, even if I am awkward AF. (Also, the camaraderie from the women, especially at the end, warms my heart.)

*flips through Bible*

I decided to not worry about my alcohol consumption until this whole ordeal is over, provided that 1)I never get blackout drunk (easy enough - I hardly get beyond relaxed nowadays) and 2)I give myself (and my liver) the occasional night off. Once all is said and done, I’ll do a dry month and then ease into…

That lavender looks gorgeous on you!  I wish I could color my hair fun/funky colors.  (Work would send me home until my hair was more natural.)

I’m in with the “not-sexy-at-all music blaring” idea.

My Martha Stewart-like tip is to freeze grapes to put in your wine.  Keeps it cool without watering it down, and then you get a snack!

Just stick a straw in the bag and call it a Capri Sun.

I love quick-time harch.