That’s the one!

I live in Oklahoma. I see weird, conspiracy-theory meth-heads every day. Why would I want to be entertained by them?

And now we know why Trump’s Daily Self Fellatio Conference was a bit more whiny and ranty than usual.

Same.

It was in my grocery store’s “bulk” section, where you can find huge cans of pudding and ketchup.

I work at a bank. The stimulus checks will be hitting accounts soon, and since a lot of our customers live paycheck to paycheck, they’ll be there within 8 hours of the direct deposit to take it out. I... might need more wine than I have.

I got super bored and bought a gallon of pickle juice today.  I blame the pandemic.

Glad you and The Bartender are doing well, considering your sister-stanning-for-your-landlord situation.

My (step)Dad has been in a nursing home for about 15 years (massive stroke), and Mom made it a point to visit nearly every day. (Three times a day on weekends, stayed home if she didn’t feel well.) With the lockdown, she couldn’t do that. And then they turned Dad’s home into a step-down facility and temporarily moved…

My anxiety is spiking. And when my anxiety spikes, my chest hurts. And makes me think I have the ‘Rona.

I enjoy cooking. And I’ve noticed that my pants are looser lately since all the restaurants in town have closed to the General Public. There really is a lot to be said for staying at home and making meals, even if it means doing dishes after.

Well, that settles it. Between Hobby Lobby... well, being Hobby Lobby and Joann’s starting to show their ass, I’mma open a craft/fabric store once all this is said and done and make some big time money.

I’m an essential worker, so I haven’t watched Tiger King - I have no faith in humanity to start with. (Also, the guy is from my home state, and the cringe factor is through the roof.)

I gotta rant:

I agree. QUIT ADDING MORE WORDS.
I don’t know what the Oklahoma Science Museum is - is it close to the Omniplex?

I love that this story comes out of Oklahoma. Tim is really like anybody I see on a daily basis - not sure how the kids do it, but game to try.

Can we cast Lizzo as a muse right now?

That’s about the way things are going here - a weekend’s worth of drinking in a week.

I do get asked a lot about when our lobby will open back up again.

Mom’s not the most social person - she goes to work and heads right back home after. So that’s one less thing off my mind. (She has early-stage COPD - the kind that shows up on an x-ray but doesn’t affect her breathing unless she gets sick - so that was a concern.)