Congratulations to both you and Patti!

I’m a bank teller, so I’m Essential Personnel. We closed our lobbies and went full-service drive-through (with some finagling and a whole lotta patience) this week.

And yet, Oklahomans will straight-line vote Inhofe to yet another goddamn term. He could shit on a Bible and wipe with Genesis chapters 1-3, and he’d still have the seat just out of sheer laziness.

I was going to post about how my former in-laws bought me a car, but this is about strangers doing something nice, so...

I have a co-worker out with a fever today.

I didn’t know that at the time.  Still don’t, apparently!  (I’m still a square.)

The pandemic is starting to get to me here and there, but not without reason:

Awh shit.

Mom only leaves the house to go to work or to visit (step)Dad, who is in a nursing home.

I bought a pineapple for $1, and didn’t know what to do with it.  So tomorrow I’m making pineapple chicken to have for lunch throughout the week.

Sorry, the way I worded it was weird - I was tired when I posted this, methinks.

When I was living with my folks, my bedroom was also the guest bedroom, and I would have to sleep on an air mattress in my sister’s room

Cute!

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are the one celebrity couple that Mr. Duck would actually want anything to do with.  They’re just so damn personable.

I thought I was gonna have a rough mental health day (for various and sundry reasons), but this actually helps.  

Oh, yeah, true.

...damn.

If the rumors are true, and he’s going to go off and convince/persuade/force Madi to Give Him Another Chance...

Good.

He looks like every villain in every 80's teen/young adult movie.  The one with the expensive car (gets wrecked), rich daddy (makes him get a job), and hot girlfriend (hooks up with the protagonist, or at least the protagonist’s goofy but endearing friend).