I’ve worked many jobs throughout my years that had possibilities for grossness - from a nursing home to a day care.

Thank you for the thorough information!  #TheMoreYouKnow

Stoopid question: what happens to the delegates he won?

Ono!  Imma be doxxed!

I promised y’all a picture of my gator mask, especially with me in it. Decided to share one from our official photographer. (Taken during a dress rehearsal, which is why you can see the neck of the mask and the hinge in the “wall”.) I’m still in possession of the mask (it’s right next to me in fact), and still…

I don’t get it.

There are players in the NFL that beat their girlfriends/wives and get away with it.

Oh shit no!  Never get on the wrong side of RuPaul!

I will always be on the side of whoever is against somebody with the surname of Paul.  Whether it be Jake, Logan, Rand...

There’s pictures on Facebook somewhere - let me see what I can dig up.

Last night of my current play’s run! It will be bittersweet - bitter because I genuinely love the play, my director, my co-director/stage manager, and the rest of the actors in the cast.

Sure is! The cobblestones have words on them like “floss every day” and “volunteer time and money to charity”...

What’s the forecast?  Will it be a cold day in Hell?

I mean... what percentage of Earth does Bezos own?

The play is Mitch Albom’s “Duck Hunter Shoots Angel”.  I play Phil.  (Turns out I’m good at physical comedy.  Plus I can roller skate.)

The show I’ve been practicing for opened last night! It went okay - the audience could have had a bit more energy (it’s dinner theater - maybe the food and open bar made them too sleepy to do more than chuckle?), but I did well enough to satisfy myself and my director. I did get a “woo!” from a table at my right, and…

This woman is an evil stepmother in a Disney live-action flick starring the latest child actor.

His attitude is what’s saving it.

I had to deal with a very irate person on Monday morning- he was obviously mentally altered in some way - and it was enough to trigger a panic attack. My boss’ boss (VP of operations) sent me home for the rest of the day, instead of having me settle down so I could get back to work. (Good thing she did - I was in A…

“Tell me, fertilized egg, what kind of skills do you have?”