Pssht, get outta here with your “biology” and your “science”. The law should be based on emotions and religion!

I’m tired as hell. Don’t know if it’s an upcoming depressive episode, or just that January lasted all year.

The lack of eye contact (in fact, she’s got her eyes closed in all of them), the awkward smile, and the hand on his chest suggest she’s not up for smooches.

May her socks always slip off her feet, so she has to take off her shoes and pull them back up, just to have them slip off again.

Honest question:

This right here. Growing up without your dad is hard (said the Voice of Experience). The girls will struggle, and my sympathy goes towards them.

Puns always hit my funny bone - they’re so humerus.

“Duck Hunter Shoots Angel” by Mitch Albom.  It’s equal parts ridiculous and heartwarming.

Wednesday was my birthday. Everybody had to work, so I spent the evening at play rehearsal instead. Duckling took me out for Tex-Mex yesterday, and I had pub food with Mr. Duck today, so I was celebrated.

I think every heterosexual woman has been in at least one relationship with the guy who had to be the smart/talented/funny one in the relationship, and she was demoted to “biggest fan”.  *raises hand*

Women named Lori need to quit doing stupid/illegal* shit and trying to get away with it.

Gives the term “come and go” a whole new meaning.

Aaaaahhh, awesome! I’m glad this organization exists - thank you for showing me this!

Well crap. I guess I’ll just continue to do it for free among friends, then.

Can you make money doing these Mukbang videos? Because if yes, then I’m all in. I can eat mass quantities and talk about nothing much at the same time - been doing it for years - but never monetized it...

When you’re called, you have to make every effort to show up. If there’s a hardship/death in the family that keeps you away, you better be able to prove it.

All the adults involved here suck.

I am stunned - stunned, I tell you! - that the woman didn’t swoon at his bravado and spend the rest of the flight sitting in his lap, buying little bottles of Kahlua, and planning their engagement party.

The only nomination that thrills me here is “Kitbull” for Animated Short.  It’s on YouTube, if you are somewhere where ugly-crying won’t garner too much attention.

Reyla, the cat I was boo-hooing about last SNS, died the next day in her sleep.