I hope he doesn’t drop out anytime soon. Now that Trump has somewhat reeled in the crazy and Carson is about to drop out any day, we don’t have a lot of people who will bring the funny anymore.

“Which one of you bitches is my mother” Lace is the only Lace who matters.

This fuckstick just tweeted “.@RinglingBros is retiring their elephants— the circus will never be the same.”

It doesn’t have to be collusion - just the usual practice of media copying each other when there isn’t much official information to be had.

I actually agree that it’s a legitimate line of interrogation for a presidential candidate if their spouse has been accused of felonious crimes. I also think it’s especially relevant in this context, where it is a known fact that Bill Clinton abused his power to have sexual relations with someone far subordinate to…

Thank God he has avoided being casted as the following, all due out within the next three years: