Cinematic nu-metal.

Was there something in the water in 2012? That was when we learned David Cameron did it for real: http://www.theguardian.com/…

For real. I mean, my One Who Got Away looked like Rooney Mara, and that's been enough to incubate a serious alcohol problem.

Because wrongful death gets you $5 million tops? Gawker are awful, but the idea that a celebrity's privacy is worth 23 times as much as an ordinary person's life is completely fucked up.

Don't diss the Thin White Duke! He'll throw darts in your lover's eyes!

I think it jars with people because we're meant to exult in something that's - ultimately - done by the villain.

Clapton always works best in a band, preferably one where Ginger Baker is on hand to smash his face in if he tries to turn in anything as wretched as 'Wonderful Tonight'.

So when you say artists have a choice to sign up to Spotify, that choice is "sign up to Spotify or don't make money on your work". Boy, that's some choice there!

"Finally, an excuse to wear make-up!"

"What am I, chopped liver?" - Carl Theodor Dreyer

Steady, people will complain about Hollywood SJWs casting a minority in the historically white role of Khan.

It's really strange how often his pitches get brought up in defences of Max Landis. "Sure, his artistic ability is close to nil, but what a salesman!"

That's the director cameo Iggy mentions.

It's kind of tragic that someone's highest ambition can be wasting the time of others.

I don't know about you, but when I think of flamboyant extroverts, Ben Whishaw is the first name that springs to mind!

The internet loves it when someone comes up with a new pseudoscientific way to say "waaaah, everyone who disagrees with me is faking it!"

Racistanium is Fuckheadistan's biggest export!

"What's wrong with scene-by-scene remakes?" — Shia LaBoeuf

And, indeed, all other parts of the internet. I still remember the volcanic rage against "elitist critic snobs" from io9 commenters when the first batch of Prometheus reviews were lukewarm. And then…

@YokoOno Yes she is! Think about it xxx