Ugh, serious analysis, what a drag. That's not what I go to an arthouse cinema for!

Sometimes I wish I could go one day without reading a story on this site about someone receiving an angry German's package.

Hey, Land of the Skullfucked Baby Corpses is my favourite Cormac McCarthy novel!

It took me ages to accept that a man with the name Sepp Blatter made his name as a football tyrant, rather than a Jamaican dancehall MC.

That whole statement reads like an Anglicised version of a Wesley Willis song.

I think it means "sounds fun, but makes a real mess in practice".

It's like he's just turned into Harvey Weinstein!

Look, I've repented! I've donated to Mike Huckabee's presidential campaign and everything!

"He was only 14, who didn't make mistakes at that age!" Yeah, my 14-year-old mistake was buying a Kula Shaker album. His was groping a five-year-old sleeping blood relative for sexual pleasure.

Fire Walk With Me has the most wonderful soundtrack.

I can never resist pronouncing his name in a broad Glaswegian accent: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Avatar/comment synergy.

"He said black people were better off under segregation, and 15-year-olds make the best wives, and - hang on, you know all this? And we're still on the air? Fucking hell, America!"

True. Bill Cosby, for instance, did it all the time.

But few sexier, amirite brahs? *waits for high five that never comes*

Thanks for letting us know you didn't read any of the commentary around True Detective and TGWTDT!

The Lobster, too.

Last Days really bothers me, both in what it is (the sort of film that people who never watch arthouse films imagine they're all like) and where it came in his career (the last of a run of films where he revived his flatlining, post-Finding Forrester critical standing by adopting a studied slow cinema style that he…

They don't go out into protests because - I can hardly bear to type it - they get mocked! And people sometimes pull the fire alarm on them! Truly, if Martin Luther King had faced this kind of oppression, he'd have given up on that whole civil rights deal immediately.

Lord Humungous was pretty damn homoerotic too.