Who would of thought that Jimmy Kimmel would end up the least douchey partner Carrolla has worked with?

Millennials don’t need to get down with the Olympics; instead, the Olympics should pander to us millennials.

THIS IS HILARIOUSLY AWESOME!!

2016 is the Florida of years.

The criticism of Beyonce that does exist has always struck me as mostly uninformed and involves around what she wears. I’ve never once found her to not anything totally tasteful and put-together even when clad in attire these particular naysayers deem “too provocative for a feminist.” I don’t get that, but…

Do y’all ever think she’s really been scorned? Or eaten in a Red Lobster since she was 7? These pro-woman anthems are way too slick, way too perfect.

I think she’s great and is right where she needs to be to make meaningful changes. I am a little sick of her being used as the token female politician misogynists trot out any time they get called on their shit.

Dude, I’m fucking done with Sanders. I gave him a ton of money and I wish I could ask for it back. This fundraiser was done specifically to raise money for downballot candidates—the kind of congresspeople Sanders would actually need to fuel his imaginary revolution.

Well, that’s pretty insulting to Ellen. She’s lived the life, and actively fought for LGBT rights for decades. President Obama was opposed to marriage equality as recently as 2008, and has done nothing as President for it. Don’t Ask/Don’t Tell was struck down in federal court (in a suit brought by the Log Cabin…

Biden shamed her into supporting gay marriage too?

“He pushed the repeal of DADT through (thanks Clintons!)“

Not to detract from your general point, but this is a really bad understanding of the nature of presidencies. In 1992 Bill Clinton directly campaigned on totally ending the ban on gays in the military, along with a universal health care plan. When universal…

Ellen is interwoven for me with my own coming out. My parents were both fans of her sitcom, and had been watching up to that point, and I knew it. I, fourteen, read in the newspaper about how she was a lesbian, and was coming out on her show, and how big a deal this was.

thats a bit disingenuous, she’s clearly done a shit load more.

“There is no such thing. Quote one.”

I just hope he didn’t get any ickies in the New Glarus behind him.

We’re going to need to burn that one with sacred fire. I am pretty sure it explains the shitty season we’ve had.

Seconded.