Well, in George’s defense, they never said he couldn’t sleep with the cleaning lady, nor did they say that taking naps under his desk was forbidden. And nobody told Elaine that using the company credit card to buy a mink hat was not ok.

There were good people on both sides.

I’m just glad that Charles died before Trump could give him a cabinet position.

.........or, Eva Braun......

.......Like a face hugger from the Alien movies........

In 1989, my godmother was taking a shower, when she looked up and saw a huntsman spider roughly the size of a dinner plate right above her head. She thought, ‘no worries, I will just calmly and quietly finish up this shower before he has a chance to move.’ Right at that moment, the Newcastle earthquake stuck, rattling…

“I’m thankful for Robert Mueller.”

The slogan “Don’t Mess With Texas” should be changed to “Don’t Mess With Texas Women.” Seriously, don’t.

God Bless Texas Women.

My favorite one of these has to be Bob Allen.

It was for research purposes only!

Gays Overcompensating Poorly

It isn’t self-hatred. It’s about the fact that they will do or say anything for votes - it’s worse than self-hatred.

TBF, it’s hard to maintain a solid marriage with someone named Beth1027.

Nope. She can continue to rot in jail.

The people she killed didn’t get a chance to ‘live their lives’ and neither should she. This is her punishment. I don’t care how sorry she is.

Seriously, I didn’t realize they allowed kinja in state prisons.

I don’t really know what’s waaay worse then a home invasion and triple homicide. I also don’t know who’s been paroled after something way worse.

Reject.