Here’s an idea. With all those new-fangled computers and whatnot how tough would it be to:

Let’s be honest, anyone that is looking at the Ecosport would get around just as well in this:

This is quite the perfect car for my 65 year old mother. It does things “car” while also being able to have the ride height and flat floor trunk loading that she likes. It’s not a drivers car, but neither is a Camry. That’s who these mini-CUVs are designed for: old people.

Fuck this car and everything it stands for.

Fixed your headline.

Well considering that it’s a V6, there’s no way it could possibly be the ‘Best’ Engine of all time.

Can’t get mad that we don’t get this car. We complained that we don’t get some thing and Ford said, you’re right. Then they started to sell us these gems.....and we didn’t buy it. Now we don’t get it. Before we yell at Ford I want you, all of you to take a look in the mirror and blame the person looking back at you…

Or you could simply have properly designed and multiply adjustable manual seats (manual BMW sport seats are a thing of great beauty) and save a lot of weight and complication. I have had to fix MANY electric seats over the years, and not a single manual one.

Listening to shit like this piss me the fuck off. You want an EV pay for it yourself. Why do I have to pay for your damn car? Rich people get $10k to buy a car and poor people will have to pay full price for a sensible ICE car.

I know *why* he’s doing it. But that doesn’t change the fact that as a lower income buyer I feel kind of dumped on. Particularly if you’re going to expend the capital and resources to develop and start manufacturing an AWD and P model before you even roll the first base model off the line. I was an in line, day of…

Now be honest: You woudn’t have bought this new anyway.

Just look at like Ms. Werth is training you not to click on her articles. Here is the progression: Article 1: God that was shitty. Article 2: This will probably be shitty... yup. Article 3: This is going to be shitty, but maybe Rude Negro will show up in the comments and make me laugh. Article 4: Nope, not going to…

I’m sorry, but I hope they don’t make too many of those if they’re using real Series 1s as the base. It’s what the Eleanor conversion is to the Mustang, except that there are hundreds of thousands of 1967 and 1968 Mustang fastbacks to customize, and only a few thousand surviving early E-types out of a total run of…

Her profiles of women drivers are cribbed out of a book by someone who did the research and wrote the nice stories. This was cribbed off someone who either didn’t do the research or didn’t publish it which means Ms Werth would have had to do her own research and that ain’t happening.

I was really hoping this would be the one website I could visit today and not have to read about this wedding. I mean, isn’t the reason we fought the American Revolution so we wouldn’t have to give a rat’s ass about the royals?

YES. Why the unnecessary capitalization?!? It’s the hallmark of these geezers.

This was a perfect example of “Boomer Tea Partier/Trumpanzee trying to come off smarter than they are, and in the process proving that they are a moron”. The weird capitalization was the tipoff. I will, however, give him credit for not littering it with 50 exclamation points like his type often does.

a classic example of someone trying their hardest to come across as being smarter than they actually are.

I wonder how many hits to thesaurus.com were registered during the initial writing of this email?