Sad how many people here don’t get the joke. Having said that... There will come a time when Curry will go into a slump, or simply shoot like a mortal for an extended stretch. This is super cool now, but eventually one of those will clang off the front of the rim and, hoo boy, will there be some HOT TAKES then!

Pacers fan. Gotta admit when Lance was on team he made going to Bankers Life fun. Definitely miss his antics

You’re showing your age. It’s dollar store now lol.

Swaggy P is closer to staph than Steph, but there’s this:

“Some guy named Briante Weber”? You mean the star at VCU who was twelve steals away from breaking the NCAA all time record before a knee injury ended his season and, many thought, his career? Some guy who rehabbed in nine months, killed it in the D league, and started his first NBA game?

Steph look like a dime store Bobby Jackson out there.

The Mavs used to run that exact same play for Ellis, which ended in the exact same result.

a triple-double from Matt Barnes

I desperately want Lancelot to sink the Clips.

Gives +1, immediately ejected by Joey Crawford.

Well, I guess now that Joey The Cyst is retiring, all the other referees are lining up to be #1 Asshole.

“For the first time in a 33-year NBA career, I saw a referee make a point of going out of his way and walking into our huddle and baiting one of our guys into getting a technical,”

He couldn’t have made contact as you can see the testes move back and to the left... back and to the left. At that angle, Paul would have needed a magic nut tap.

I’ll do it. In slow-mo, it looks like Durant only gets hit in the left crotchal region, not the actual genitalia. Come at me, bro. *covers nuts*

Old habits die hard

Paul: Hey Kevin, do you prefer The Durantula or KD?

I just read the words "personal tag taxonomy" and got all wet.