Science is waaaaay ahead of you.

Yes, the other Brigitte is fine. This one has been on an anti-Muslim and anti-African immigrant rampage for nearly 30 years now, so she can’t even try to Paula Deen her way out of it.

She is the sweetest thing! I mean, I’m glad I don’t have to deal with her, but still.

So nice of her to take a break from her regular schedule of being a vile racist to do something about cats.

Here you go!

in all honesty i am waiting for vodka vaping

Up the vagina/anus in 3... 2... 1...

Dismiss troll replies. Do not engage. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE.

Kenya dig it? I can.

Kenya believe it?

Am so enjoying the late 2nd term IDGAF Obama.

He’s in Kenya?

Etsy if they’re yours, eBay if they’re from a friend. Amazon if you can handle bulk orders, but of course when it comes to pricing, you’ll be going up against the Abortionplex.

Mr. Paul, can you please comment on how much of an asshole you are?

So, he too must be dumb, younger, obedient agreeable (“yes dear”), bring home the bacon despite his below average education, must be in good health (read: fit, preferable with rock hard abs and wasboard stomach) and a non smoker.

You asshole. I almost just choked to death on my sandwich.

So, a dumb, non-nagging, non-dried out slit, that hangs around the house all day not smoking?

HALF CHORES OMG YESSS