Jail would be a real consequence. At it stands he still has all his money, and a lifetime of raping women with no penalty other than some shame.

Roger Goodell: Well, we just really don’t think-

The only way to do this in the NFL is if it's to a woman.

The Cleveland Gladiators’ attempt at a Hulk Hogan-themed TD celebration did not go over nearly as well with their crowd.

Oh my god. Would Goodell have that player executed if he went through with that in an NFL game?

That’s the most exciting football related thing to happen in Jacksonville in years.

Can’t wait for the Billy Haisley post about how getting outshot 25-5 by Panama is part of Klinsmann’s great revolution.

it was fixed

Not sure what was worse: the officiating, USMNT back line, or those USMNT PKs.

If you knew the Hulk I knew,

you’d know his racist heart.



He’d never want to hurt white fans,

or his family from the start.



If you knew Hulk Hogan,

you would know how hard he fake fought...



and the way it brought a smile to people light, medium and dark

You made a joke? Where?

No, Kevin, this is comment is a perfectly rational use of a person’s effort. To wit, I’m planning on spending every Sunday this fall commenting on all of the NFL posts that football’s nice and all, but I just don’t get why people bother watching. As if anybody gives the slightest shit that I feel this way.

I keep lobbying for a KARDASHIAN FREE MONTH.

25 July 2015.

Fer fuck’s sake, can we have just ONE day without a fucking god damn Kardashian story? I dream of a day where we don’t hear about the Kardashian’s every fucking bowel movement.

you have to be abundantly confident to wear your hair like that

What's truly amazing is that his knee didn't explode into a thousand pieces.

So I can, and let me repeat that, so I can keep track of the visions in my dreams.

Always wear sunglasses at night.