A very good friend of mine tried to sell me on this. It was extremely awkward because I generally have deep trust in him.

As a Tennessee alum I can confirm the veracity of this statement.

Because 56% of white women voted for Trump?

No need to say those words even now. I assure you he will find other ways to further fuck this state.

I was a valet at the Hilton in Nashville circa 2003. Eddie George had a very mediocre sports bar in the hotel at the time. He rolled in a few times a week in his Mercedes AMG to check on his business. Dude never tipped us a dime but expected his ride to be parked up front. I’m not saying he needed to tip us…

You’re a fucking idiot if you think these are in any way comparable.

Plus if you have to ring the plunger from one bathroom to another think of all the fecal matter you spread around your house in the process!

No it’s not. He was one of the veteran leaders for that team and he acted like a toddler. Could you see Rizzo, Heyward, or Zobrist react that way?

Came here to post the same thing. Also, fuck him.

Do you know how much tickets to a Cubs game cost?

I think there’s a significant crossover between that crowd and crossfitters.

This doesn't have nearly enough stars.

Because I'm a Bears fan, can't stand Peyton, and want to live in a world where the Sex Cannon is a Super Bowl winning QB, I'd switch that one the Bears.