This made me laugh, but you skipped my two favorite steps: He walks his contractor through a house that is basically collapsing on itself and covered in mold and guesses it will cost $30k to flip, doing purely cosmetic renovations; the flip costs between $80k and $120k and he learns nothing from the experience that…

It’s not that they don’t hate each other enough to quit: it’s just that they both love money more.

For those of us that watch the shoe regularly (GUILTY!), the fact that they are separated comes as no surprise. The way that they talk to each other on the show, it always seemed like divorce was imminent.

and the verdict is...

I love candle drama.

How does Camille Cosby face herself in the mirror each morning?

Nope. Jail time. I’ll just go ahead and decide on that plea on behalf of the prosecutor and victims.

The system is always “fixed” when you are a loser.

Somehow I know that when this prick croaks, the Times (and probably a bunch of other papers) is going to do a sympathetic obit and only dedicate a paragraph (or footnote) to mention the whole serial rapist thing.

“Cosby’s age, his medical condition, the fact that he’s paid the victim on the case millions, and the fact that his career is over”

If the plea deal involves a public admission of guilt and an in-person apology to each and every victim, plus the donation of some large amount of money to charity, plus a requirement that he live for a time in a home for sex abusers . . . .

Nope. He wasn’t old or infirmed when he assaulted those women. Screw him and Camille.

I hate this man, and I have a visceral reaction to his visage. He has raped dozens of women and continues to believe that he is not at fault.

Would it be gauche of me to start chanting “Lock him up!”? His comments regarding the trial outcome are so Trumpian and I don’t want to further any comparisons myself.

Somewhat related, but also hilarious.

IDK about independents, but millennials did overwhelmingly break for Clinton.

The thing is Trump is not, and never has been, a good businessman, or someone who is good at making money through legitimate means. He’s a grifter and a conman. His first mark was his dad, who bailed him out countless times, and since his dad died he’s had to widen the field. And with this win, he’s widened it…

Whadya know...I’m gonna be a Black Russian!!!

I get that this is a joke, but I’m going to give you a realistic and mildly technical answer, because I think it is highly relevant.