I can’t trust any car built in Moreno Valley. The workforce is gonna be nothing but dudes with dragster-sized spoilers on mid-’00s Civics and unironic barbed wire bicep tattoos.

I believe in *always* asking with non-immediate family, but within immediate family I think there’s room for context, age, past experience, etc. to create room for some automatic signs of affection. I don’t want my partner to ask every time he puts an arm around me, I do want him to respect it immediately if I say no…

The nation’s 90 year old spinster aunts silently weep that no-one will be ever forced to hug them again, and kiss their bristly chins.

Did ya even try, Smokey? I Second That Skin Lotion was right there.

Stop being a cartoon.

Future shock of the internet. The world changed too quickly for some people. If they would just step back and go offline, take a sabattical they’d be better off mentally and physically for it. I think its just too much information to process for a segment of the population and they get caught in a neverending feedback…

Olds have the highest rate of supporting Trump, while millennials the lowest. If opposing Trump makes me scum, I’ll gladly be it.

the millennial scum

You’re underestimating just how unpopular Hillary Clinton is. The democrats are looking for a 3rd term in a row, and running the paragon of establishment politics over an outsider populist is only working out for them because Trump is a farce.

It’s florida, they’ve never seen what happens when it snows and the subarus come out.

It’s such an odd comment, because being robbed doesn’t seem like a problem specific to rich people. I suspect having your diamond ring stolen doesn’t feel a lot better than having someone break into your home and steal your TV, either. Hell, someone broke into my mom’s apartment when she was in the bathroom, and she…

“Rich people problems”? Being robbed is rich people problems? Wow, he should have told the guy who broke into my backyard and stole my bike.

Ugh, really?? No, “rich people problems” is when a rich person can’t get in touch with their pilot for their private jet and have to fly first class on a passenger plane somewhere. i.e. something that doesn’t negatively impact their life, but just seems so because of the scale of what they already have. Not when…

I’ve never really listened to her stuff before but this album looks so interesting and I’m wishing I hadn’t waited so long to check her out!

Someone’s got to polish his gaudy tags on buildings or polish his nublet

“Values” voters see value in voting for Satan if they can impose their will upon the world; an absolute ban abortions, biblically allowed relationships/marriage, a gun in every child’s hand (be it a 3 year-old child or 47 year-old child—they’re technically children of their god), have a completely Protestant Christian…

If the vehicles-as-a-service model becomes the standard there will not even be much car ownership or many parking lots and this will not happen.

BUY, BUY, BUY, BUY, BUY, BUY.

These fucking ads are out of control. Fuck Univision. This fucking thing took over my screen and gave me no option but to close the tab.

I grew up in San Diego and it’s common knowledge that East County (El Cajon, Santee, Lakeside, etc.) is full of white supremacists. It does not surprise me that the El Cajon PD did this.