Such a play is known as a Kobe, as it allows you to pass to yourself and involves an asshole.

I do find it somewhat funny that Dodgers rookie pitcher Kenta Maeda has had 3 AB’s this season, and has scored more runs than the entire San Diego Padres roster has in 92 AB’s.

We may never again see anything like the 0-21 opening by the 1988 Orioles, but not scratching home plate in the first three games is a nice start. You can do this, Pads!