Serious FOOTBAW STRATEGERY question here: are both teams just content to play 10-on-10? Do they Ravens actually have a Plan B to throw to Flacco if the other team says, “Screw it, we’re not going through with this charade” and leaves him uncovered?

What trap? Schumer will throw himself over a puddle full of broken glass and used needles just so Trump can walk over him and not get his pretty shoes wet.

Look, I warned you guys. Feel free to pull a Jezebel and banhammer me but I made a promise and I fucking keep my promises.

Republicans will gin up outrage no matter what’s done. Anything that can neuter Trump’s stupid fucking nicknames from his bully pulpit works for me.

I love that Tucker’s serious face is the human equivalent of a dog discovering that you did not in fact, throw that ball.

Is the bowtie the new signifier for racist trolls like this asshole and Tucker Carlson? It’d be nice to know in advance so I’m not unintentionally subjected to their drivel

Even Trump seemed to be thinking “man, this guy is fucking nuts.”

Gay.

I also think that. Seinfeld wanted to attribute young people not laughing to them being too sensitive. Maybe people just don't really find hacky material about floppy hands looking gay and French to be all that hilarious. 

Almost as exhausting as comments critiquing comments.  

Comments critiquing this blog for being moderately lefty and not straight journalism are one of the more exhausting parts of kinja-era AV Club.

I work with people caught in the criminal justice system for the past 13 years. Some of the more dangerous individuals I have worked with have adopted ideals such as this without the “gameification” factor. Ultimately, when an individual is able to view the “enemy” as an object, violence against that object becomes…

The idea that shit posting on 4chan and believing virulent versions of the prejudices that your great grandparents believed - this somehow qualifies as awakened and authentic thought?

So, genuinely curious and also kind of concerned here, is there something mentally wrong with Kanye? Like is it confirmed.

Yeah, how dare people refuse to buy into an unnecessary, forced system that we didn’t ask for! The nerve!

And proud of it.  At least the clouds won’t send me texts about how awesome they are. 

Call your Congresspersons and say this has to be stopped.

I have never been happier to be a luddite in my life that I manage to get by without a smart phone & use a tablet for my apps, online browsing in my pocket needs.  

Lemon Party is more apt for Trump

Actually, yes it did. People who complain about long books shouldn’t fucking read them.