Welcome to Tax Reform Day, everyone!

we have to show total respect for our national anthem for our flag, for our country, we have to do it

I KILLED A FOOTBALL LEAGUE BEFORE AND I’LL TRY IT AGAIN

we have to respect our country

To be fair, Trump is definitely an expert on businesses going to hell.

Not everyone is driving the same route as you, maybe?

How much time do you invest in this other shoe sleuthing? I’m thinking not enough..

And, as always, Tucker Carlson looks at the camera like someone just told him there actually is no state called “Wyomee.”

“I never see anybody on TV.”

...because they fell off at different times.

Holy macaroni what a bad take

My only thought during the whole clip was:

My guess is they fall off of the car at different times?

You know they get money from your click regardless of how you feel about it, right?

“Saddest neo-nazi loser” is up against some very stiff competition, too.

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

Ending his Facebook post with “Yes I said it” not only showed how strong Smith’s convictions were, it also proved that he has to sound out everything he writes.

i, too, hate it when i accidentally do a public racism.

Is anyone surprised though? I agree, this is all bullshit, look how it was spun. Where there is a way to find tragedy (an actual disaster, socioeconomic problem, race problem, etc) and spin it into marketing and dollars you can bet your fucking home that it’ll happen.

Shep Smith and Chris Wallace. You can tell they’re conservative, and we probably don’t agree with them on most issues, but it’s pretty obvious that they’re at least sane and rational(ish) human beings.