What say you, the 73% of commenters who went to law school?

This is a good idea. I'm in(t)uit.

First he wins the Premier League, now this. Wise ass.

“The appeal of the rescue is that it’s a happy ending,” says Janie Chuang without the slightest touch of irony.

I’m sorry. We all hanker for the excitement of a kick return, a commercial break, a three and out, a commercial break, a punt, and then a commercial break.

That's what the fourth official is for.

There is literally no excuse anymore to write, or especially to accept, a personal bank draft, unless maybe you're sending money through the mail. But when is that the only option either? Thanks for the paper promise and the cute memo and the three day wait, but I’ll take the actual money right now in any one of a…

Is now really a time to be making jokes? A referee was just Zlatan the face!

Leave Sly and the family alone.

I hope he enjoys his loan spell in the Eredivisie next year.

On related note, Kekuta Manneh plays for the Whitecaps but lives in Point Roberts just south of the border to maintain his potential USMNT eligibility.