Honestly, the changes to in-game systems since TTK are legion, so that would be my main concern. Different currencies, leveling changes in both gear and power level (gear level vs artifact level....which probably means nothing to you at this moment).

They have their moments, mostly in the interactions between Cortana and MC, minus EVERYTHING about Halo 5.

I live in Cincinnati and drive to the airport in Indianapolis to pick up my daughter from college once or twice a month. The 465/65 stretch between the 74 and the airport is THE craziest stretch of freeway I’ve ever driven and I’ve spent an appreciable amount of time in 47 of 48 contiguous states.

90MPH while…

Hell, Sheppard her/himself was brought back from the dead once after her/his corpse was found on a icebound planetoid. Who’s to say they couldn’t do it again?

I’m Command Sheppard and this is my favorite comment in the forum. 

“I’M OUT!”

And can only get them from the raid. 

By all accounts, he had a rougher time with it than initially reported. Cheetolini, that is. 

Nearly very car I’ve bought from 1999 til now, I’ve had that same bullshit spiel from the finance dudes. Lojack, etched windows, undercoating, whatever. Hell, I even had a Subaru dealership in Denver withhold the refund check from an extended warranty (STI trade in) to compel me to pay for the etched windows and…

The 2011 X5m is practically boss spec in this game. Highly competent off-road and on. 

m240i? Or the old Datsun?

Back in...what...2000, a picture of me and a buddy popped up on Something Awful under the “Cliff Yablonski hates you” section. Yesterday, I went looking for it because I happened to see Kyanka mentioned in a Wikipedia article. Like you, I’m now waking up to the news that Lowtax has killed himself.

Yep. I felt the same. An awkwardness that said “shit, I need to get butt-ass naked in from of my mom?”

I mean....every one of those plot points? Threaten me with a good time, why don’t you? Almost makes me wish they’d create a four episode “mini-season” (after season 3) just to explore some of these plot points. Nothing canon, you know? Just some good natured fuckery in the vein of Beard’s solo episode a few weeks ago.

Yeah, and then the dandelions bloom and....that shit blows into your yard.

In 2012, my STi’s engine developed a knock and threw a rod. Despite me doing all the proper maintenance, having records, checking oil every 1000 miles (and having logs for doing it), the dealership and eventually Subaru denied warranty coverage, claiming the engine was oil-less when I brought it in. Which COULD be,…

Ahh, nice to see the “Git Gud” contingent could show up and offer their 2 cents.

I agree. This game is hard. It has tested my patience more than a few times and, sad to say, actually busted my launch edition Xbone controller during an uncontrolled ragequit. The main offenders? Any level containing those flying jerks who throw daggers of detritus at you, sucking away half your health in one hit,…

I’m convinced that Gearbox DOES come up with names for this stuff that doesn’t evoke the worst of 13 year olds on late-night Reddit, but discards those better, more classy titles because it wouldn’t appeal to their target demo. 

At 10-15 bucks, an upgrade for me would have been a definite buy, especially as someone who paid full price for Control on Xbone and then another 25 bucks for the season pass, despite the timed exclusivity for Foundation on PS4.