But...English IS the national language in the US!

I’ve spent many an hour chasing achievements/Cheevos/trophies, so it’s with a heavy heart that I say...they are the second worst thing to happen to video games.

The worst thing I ever saw (and felt) on a flight was a pool of semen. And it wasn’t even mine.

No. But he did pass through Colorado.

It’s worth noting that when I was in the Philippines in 2009, they were selling these at the local Pizza Hut.

I'm still pretty angry about that whole 8-track thing. I got nothing to listen to in my old panel van but Boston and Supertramp!

It's now 1.5 years later. I guess they all stopped. And they will tear my Panasonic Plasma TV from my cold, dead hands.

You know, it’s hard to mind it. If the value is there like with the Halo rerelease (say what you will about the multiplayer issues - four upgraded games for 60 bucks was a good deal, imho), then great.

I don’t get the Windows 8 hate. Maybe it warranted some minor annoyance due to its unintuitive interface, but unlike Vista, it was a stable OS that was exceptionally quicker than the previous version. Windows 8.1 seemed to unfuck enough of its quirkiness for most people I know, but that 8-hate endures. Everyone here…

I'm an accomplished IT professional. I have no problem making my own house payment, daycare payment, car payment, Amazon credit card payment and putting a healthy amount of money into my 401k. I'm not especially attractive either.

So you are saying that, like anything, Kickstarter can be used for both good or evil?

For some reason, my old college (Chapman University in Orange, CA) used to seat everyone in alphabetical order. Calculus, Physics, BioChemistry, O-Chem, you name it. Alphabetical order.

My ex wife left me 5 years ago for an old boyfriend of hers she re-met on Facebook. One drunken evening, we very publicly broke up (on Facebook) and un friended each other.

Couldn't have been the same Bronco that fucked up traffic in LA during that slow chase. For one, AJ Cowlings was the actual owner. Second, the car was sold to collectors not long after the chase.

Oh man, I've got a couple.

MAAAALLLLKOVIIIIIIICH!

You know. Because stress testing wouldn't really be required because the parts would be the same, just mirror imaged and...wait, you're trolling us aren't you?

They're called the Flood for a reason. You don't stand around and shoot. You move. Took me a few years to really, truly understand this.

Same shit applies to EVO or 350z or Mazdaspeed 3 drivers. If I had a dollar for every jerk who tried to get me to race him/her while driving either my STi or S60RD, whether my kids were in the car or not, I'd have at least 50 or 60 bucks.

And, at least in Colorado, if you buy a new car, they will apply the remainder of your previous registration to the new registration. Very important given how ridiculous registration fees are out here.