I fell for this one hook, line, and sinker.

These are presumably sexy German women canoodling with the finest of German Cyprinidea.

was it the dead eyes of the live girls that tipped the scales?

something fishy about it

I need 2017 calendar for work.

Hard pass.

That calendar turned out swimmingly.

I Yet Again Was Not Asked to Model for This Erotic Carp Calendar, But I Was Sent One

If you want to see the weirdest shit go to your favorite free porn site and search “german”.

I still think Don ran for president for the retirement package. I don’t think those pockets are very deep is what I’m saying. He might be a millionaire. He might be a thousandaire at the end of the day. Is what I’m saying. But he’s NO billionaire. And we all know that.

I think I would have a drunk hook up with Braff. I am not sure he would be tolerable in real life outside of booze.

I WILL NO LONGER REMAIN SILENT ON THIS TOPIC!

I liked the movie, but I can understand how people see it as insincerely douchy. Like it is trying too hard to be unique. I also think Natalie Portman is a pretty classic example of MPDG, which is a trope people hate a lot.

.....Zach Braff? He doesn’t do it for me but I can understand that. John Mayer? STILL A HARD PASS.

Right?? Who are these naysayers that don’t like it, and when did it suddenly become ‘cool’ or whatever to dislike Garden State? I thought it was a nice movie. This is like when people started telling me that Pearl Jam isn’t cool, and in fact is lame. These are very hard realities to take!

confession time: i STILL love garden state.

I’m related to a witch, too. She was my father’s grandmother and was a Seneca witch. On my mother’s side, they have prophets.

Confession time: I LOVED Garden State. When I was in high school, I must’ve watched that movie a dozen times. I loved that whole “Good luck exploring the infinite abyss!” “Hey, you too!” I thought that was so great. And I definitely bought the whole soundtrack and listened to it many many many times. I haven’t seen it…

Is it possible to become un-cynical, tho?