I did the Heimlich on my toddler daughter once when she somehow got a bandaid stuck in her throat. She was completely blue and not breathing, and it saved her. I wish I coukd have met him to say thank you.

A waiter performed it on my husband on our honeymoon when he was choking on a bite of steak and saved his life (we took our honeymoon seven months after our wedding and I was quite pregnant at the time and was standing there like a fool afraid to try it).

Even 2016 isn’t trying to be 2016 anymore.

He was ninety-six, had a good life, and didn’t die ironically. Not too bad.

It’s still 2016, artichoke inventor could have been legit.

FUCK 2016!!!!!

Oh God I’m going to Hell.

Don’t ask me how I know this, but those “fists” actually weigh quite a bit. Excellent choice!

Man with fake gun foiled by women with fake penises.

Well, his wife did get into a feud on Jezebel and call us all lesbian shit-asses a few years back, that was so much fun!

Lest we forget, the non-stop barrage of death threats against The Dixie Chicks required them to have a 24/7 FBI security detail for months.

i really want him to file a restraining order against her, so when she breaks it, jez can use the headline the return of the mack.

Only interesting thing I’ve ever read about Scott Baio

My husband and I flew Spirit recently, he for the first time. I was prepping him for the flight to be terrible (because, Spirit), but when we landed he told me it was the best flight of his life SPECIFICALLY because no one was able to lean their seats back.

EVERY time I hear Montauk, I think of this!

The cycle of history repeating itself speeds up.

When I was in Hawaii earlier this year we heard so.many.times about how they’re so protective of their ecosystems there and they are serious about fines. We went snorkeling and I think it was a $10,000 fine if you were caught touching a sea turtle. Mr. Levy and I were very careful to be respectful of the environment…

Yikes. Based on the amount of judgment and armchair psychologists on this thread it is no wonder people don’t talk much about mental illness.

Jennifer Lawrence should apologize. That crap is not okay. Nor is it okay to make fun of the native people, which she did in that interview. She needs to have a coming to Jesus moment here.

Louis’s mom’s death is truly tragic. She was so young and her youngest kids are only two. She seemed like a really nice lady. Poor Louis, this is horrible.