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Aside from my family, I have never felt pride as a Dakotan - until this movement. The irony is the majority of people fighting for it, happen to be third class citizens in the Dakota’s. If you want to see pure, unfettered, institutionalized racism/segregation, spend some time in the Dakota’s. We put the south to

Whoa what a gorgeous creature!

Wildenstein, 76, flew into a “violent rage” and scratched the face of fashion designer Lloyd Klein inside their apartment in Trump World Tower on 1st Avenue and East 47th Street around 1:30 a.m., the sources said.

100% same. This feels “make fun of Amanda Bynes during her breakdown”-level of tacky.

I have a friend/acquaintance who, through a series of procedures, has used something like sixteen embroyos and none of them have been viable pregnancies. Not a one.

Like ... hey Nick, IVF is a tricky monster. What if you get Emma and Isabella personhood or whatever and they just don’t take? WHAT THEN?

Full disclosure: I’m a guy.

I would assume that they’ve tested their sex chromosome; that is fairly standard for an embryo. But the fact remains: fuck this guy.

Ricky Martin in person is even more beautiful than he is in pictures. Also, he is a sweetheart.

Really? I mean. The similarities to Hitler just don’t stop coming, do they:

She’s married to a stripping werewolf now. It’s over, bro.

It is great news because they split amicably. He didn’t have to attend that fundraiser but he did because he cares about the work. Also, I’m calling it. They’re going to get back together. I’m guessing she needed her artistic freedom to finish Joanne. But Kinney and Gaga worked together. He’s a homegrown country boy

The new lawsuit contends that Emma and Isabella, by not being born, have been deprived of an inheritance from a trust that has been created for them...[and] asks that the frozen embryos be given to Loeb so that they can live and receive the trust set up for them, which would fund, among other things, their healthcare

I mean, I know you are a horrifying nightmare person who refuses to release your control over a woman who you split up with two and a half years ago but IT IS OVER, NICK LOEB. LET HER GO

Jesus fucking Christ. At this point I’d be willing to break into their fertility clinic and flush those fucking things down the toilet just to get this Loeb fucker off this shit.

And don’t forget that Mango Mussolini is now Time’s person of the year.

there was a time when I enjoyed Dirt Bag for what it was. Popcorn. Salty buttery popcorn I could eat without worrying out the rest of the world. Just a little moment of silliness and goffyness in the world of the rich and famous, where one could chill and forget the cares of the world. But now, I find I can’t do that

they accuse Chyna—excuse me, Angela Renee Kardashian—of “‘deliberately seeking to profit from the goodwill and popularity’

I’m already representing his penis in its future lawsuit against him for negligence.

the battle over Sofia Vergara’s frozen embryos (apparently named Emma and Isabella) will never end,

If Nick Loeb ended up suffering a tragic penis-destroying accident, I think that would be cosmic justice.