dentontheinside
Dentontheinside
dentontheinside

Don't worry, Patrick. I sometimes star myself in Kinja.

Rule #1 of overwatch: ALWAYS vote for yourself.

A couple of thoughts Ive had as a Lakers fan watching these finals...

Let me tell you something about the Cleveland Cavaliers: Fuck the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Goodness is contextual. Cleveland’s “big 3" is a poorly chosen group that doesn’t come close to maximizing what its best players can do because of talent overlap. Miami’s “big 3" was a slightly awkward fit that basically worked because Bosh could still contribute in big ways despite being marginalized with respect to

Kyrie Irving gets backdoored more often than Sasha Grey.

Yeah, all the coaching in the world and you're just not going to beat the Warriors with Kyrie Irving—and I don't want to get too coach speak-y here—completely fucking sucking.

if you *actually* have a spouse who won’t allow you to buy something like a video game for your own money (if you’ve money to spare. it seems reasonable to say no if you’d starve or miss a bill spending that amount on smth frivolous.) you’re in an abusive relationship and need to gtfo. i’m so sick of the ball and

I have a hard time believing a grown man has to beg for video games. Yeah I know times are tough but $60 isn’t a huge investment.

It’s entirely possible that he was over-exaggerating and she’s not ball breaking at all.

Do people find the manchild-husband/ballbreaking-wife dynamic funny? It always seems lame, as a comedy bit. As a personal arrangement it just seems...sad.

Actual draft dodgers, though, have his approval:

He didn’t dodge shit, you garbage little human.

Should have maybe found him a war that we should have been in, then.

Holy shit. That’s a man who was one with The Matrix.

dodging 21 punches in 10 seconds…the greatest

Ken Starr’s world:

This headline was written yesterday with only the Victim blank, yes?

They eventually reached an agreement, it got donated to charity. A-Rod is a man of the people.