Those were not considered “fairy tales” because nobody involved was attractive.

Im sure it was quite a fairy tale to have a husband who fucked anything with a pulse and had his brains deposited on her face.

lolz, welcome to my dog walk when it gets dark by 4:30 “ happy I didn’t get assaulted tonight..... Nov-March

you are talking about a family that has a mother that leaked her daughter’s sex tape for $ and kim got married the 2nd time just for publicity, I really wouldn’t put anything past them

You gotta go down to HR and knock on the door and yell “CAAARRRROOOLLLLL!”

Please be fake please be fake please be fake

Me by the end of this week trying to put the clues together

when I was a kid I was SO disappointed that that movie was not about a silly pink cat’s antics.

I think Kim should share how she was able to get out of zip ties wrapped with tape. It would be a helpful survivor’s tale.

Lovato just won’t let go of this. She goes out of her way to criticize Taylor Swift (of which I’m not a fan btw) and it’s getting kind of weird. And slamming skinny women for not having “real” or “normal” bodies? She should hear herself talk. Way to accuse someone of being a fake feminist and then just doing the same…

If this is a subplot on the next season of the Kardashians I might actually watch it.

Demi Lovato really seems to love to try causing some drama. She also seems to really dislike Taylor Swift. It’s almost like she wants to seem like she is some sort of real girl power crusader while T Swift is a phony, but it comes across as a desperate bid for attention and odd that she keeps calling out someone that…

I would watch a tv show about Kim and Kanye foiling the heists of jewelry & art thieves. It would be fantastic.

The Surite have already put their best man on the job!

Right? The tone of this is fucking hilarious given the commenters here and the collective Jez writers’ clear contempt of Kim.

You mean: more flippant remarks here in Jezebel’s comment section. Ugh people.

God damn it commenters! What the fuck is wrong with you people?

I think it’s important that people stop joking about it and pretending that she did something to deserve it. Some folks are just heartless enough that even this won’t stop them from dragging her, but maybe more detail will help others take this horrible physical assault of a woman seriously.

I’m a feminist. I believe in believing women about abuse. I believe Brad Pitt lost his temper on a flight (at least once) and acted in a manner that meets the definition of “abuse.” Pitt and “sources close to him” haven’t been able to muster a denial, which tells me there’s not nothing to see. I believe that Angelina…