Can you ask Jezebel to cross post this just so they one billion unique clicks, and a few trillion comments?

The fetish your staff has for Potbelly is the most concerning thing here.

Thank you for that addendum, I was wondering what kind of fancy ass JJ’s you’re eating at.

ADDENDUM: I wrote this without realizing that you CANNOT get your sub toasted at Jimmy Johns.

I’m agog. That’s like growing up without the ability to hear, and the first music you hear is Nickelback.

Bridezilla will take my beard off my cold dead face. you can tell your groomsmen / maids what to wear but you ask them to trim, not get rid of, a defining facial feature.

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“He threw into traffic”???

The Browns have yet to purchase any as the team prefers to just shit on the field.

Geez. We make fun of Trump for his thin skin but maybe we should, like, never do that again if a single joke at Democrats’ expense is going to generate 20 think pieces. Has the petition to have Jost fired and his fields sowed with salt been posted?

the 37different genders is not why dems lost. It’s this reaction in this exact post why the dems lost the election. It was a fucking joke.

It’s a fucking joke!! This reaction to a fucking joke is why Dems lost the election.

this reaction to this joke is why democrats lost the election

Only if it’s against Duke. This is allowed.

Can you guys cool it for a couple days on all of the political articles?

I’ll second this comment. The intellectual honesty of your news room becomes a half measure when you don’t specifically look for a variety of world views. Gawker is a good example: they’ve employed the talents of many different people from many different backgrounds and areas of the country, yet they’ve almost…

Amen. Leave New York for a few fucking minutes and don’t look at us folks who live between the coasts like sad zoo animals living in a relentless hell where we can’t go see Hamilton on a given Wednesday night or eat at the world’s greatest Korean German fusion farm to table restaurant. That would be a good start.

I totally agree that we need more diversity in media, and I totally agree that diversity should mean more than race and gender.

But I disagree about the misguidedness of ideological diversity. If you’re a news organization who wants to inform the entire electorate, your newsroom can’t be 100% left of the political…

I’m sorry, Hamilton. I think you do a good job and are a good writer, but at this point any post-mortem report from any reporter should be met with the very relevant question of “why in the hell should we still listen to any of you?”