That is Grabill, Indiana (aka Amish Paradise). Source: I live 15 minutes (by car) from there and recognize the liquor store.

Poor old caddy lookingso glum, looking down at the ground with all 4 of its eyes.

Sweden has the moose test, and Russia has the junkyard 6000 pound exploding tire test (because RUSSIA!). And it looks like the Corolla performed poorly in both.

I sold new cars (Chrysler/Dodge/Jeep) for 14 years, and there were quite a few times where people cried saying goodbye to their old vehicle.

Safety has been improving at a very rapid rate. Personally I’d hate myself if my family was seriously hurt or killed because I wanted to save a few bucks on a used car.

Do people still install ignition kill switches? A hidden kill switch seems like it would drastically cut back on the chances of a thief actually driving away with your vehicle(s).

I worked at a Chrysler dealership from 2001 to 2013. Cars coming off the truck with 0 miles was not uncommon. Of course once service prepped it there would be a few miles on it.

You know what else is bad for paint? Fire. The guild has you marked. And suction cups suck on charred metal.

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Bench seat plus floor mounted stick is THE choice for all those weird uncles out there. “Sit in the middle, Jimmy!”

Bring back the asymmetric grills!

Why’d they take the driveshaft off for the test? I think that’d be a critical part to leave on.

Can you do follow-ups telling us what was eventually purchased?

My old clapped out Fiero GT had that same blue window tint. Didn’t know it was what all the cool kids were into. Sort of like buying new jeans with holes in them.

You had me ‘Flavor Flav’ interior. NP. Now to dig out my old cassette to blast Unga Bunga Bunga on that Delco stereo.

Chicago has more Hondas, BMWs, and Porsche 911s per capita than any other major city (source: my butt)

Modern low-pressure turbos provide a very broad torque curve from very low RPMs, so... Perfect for off-road then?

Don’t forget to use a load distributing hitch. I used one for the first time a couple of years ago and I am never not using one again, it takes a good amount of weight off of your hitch ball, which in turn has less leverage in pushing down on your rear suspension. Perfect for heavy loads! I’m

You can use price-ranging to your advantage on Craigslist by making the low end of your range your actual list price.