I mean, would most skins fans even care if Jay Gruden got fired?

Fleck is eventually called up to Murray’s show after his nervous laughter-riddled set goes the 1970s version of viral, which was when your uncle mailed you a VHS tape and you made copies and mailed it to your friends

2019 and the tomahawk chop is still , not only acceptable, but lauded. Fucking revolting.

“Trevor and company seem...surprised by the very concept of a flaming bag of poop. Was that a new prank in the ‘80s?”

I call people “Chief” because Letterman indoctrinated me in the 90's with his beloved man on the street game “Please, Stop Calling Me Chief.” A segment where the joke is “Repeatedly calling somebody chief is extremely annoying.” Teenage me clearly didn’t internalize the lesson.

Just about all I remember from that version of Robin Hood is this:

or John Waters.

see, this is why i absolutely cannot watch nature documentaries any more - they are much too brutal.  my heart can’t take it.  after i saw one about some forest simians who were struck by an outbreak of polio, i said, “nope.”

Yeah and he’s 110% right. This is a weird narrative that is being pushed by people like Sam Barsanti so they can pump out a few more articles with the word “incel” in the headline and wonder about how damaging this movie is going to be while pointing out how dangerous white people are.

It kind of petered out at the end, but the gags were awesome in the first half.

“I remember I would go to this coffee shop where D’Arcy [Wretsky, Pumpkins’ bassist] was waiting tables and James [Iha, Pumpkins’ guitarist] would come in and they would play checkers and she’d show him a painting in the bathroom.”

It’s just a box of rain or a ribbon for your hair. Such a long time to be gone and a short time to be there.

I’m not a Deadhead (wonder how many comments on this will start like that) but Hunter really was a masterful lyricist. I mean - “Ripple” alone (quoted elegantly above by his family), covered by Jimmie Dale Gilmore, or Rick Danko, or Jimmy Buffett, or Jane’s Addiction (there are others) seems like a different, personal…

In the attics of my life
Full of cloudy dreams unreal
Full of tastes no tongue can know
And lights no eye can see
When there was no ear to hear
You sang to me

Excellent John Turturro imitation.  Seriously, I’ll go.  

Insulting people over the internet for wanting to buy a toy is kind of like keying your own car.

He doesn’t even get name dropped in the description. He should get top billing.

Can’t wait to hear Maron complain about this for 45 minutes as a prelude to his conversation with Iliza Shlesinger

I was thinking the same thing.

Sony will announce a new Spiderman movie for Summer 2021, and Feige will pop out a tweet the next day saying that Marvel will be releasing “Deadpool/Wolverine Detective Agency” for the same release weekend, and the war will be over before it starts.