The best thing is that I 100% believe Walton would wear that shirt off the clock, maybe grilling burgers between bong hits, while it looks like someone had to go through Jason Benetti’s contract with him and explain why he had to wear it.

If the mouth is just a container for teeth--a tooth-pouch, if you will--then it makes perfect sense. You just need more pouch space for all the teeth.

The ‘what’s that name’ sketch from mulaneys ep of SNL. I revisit it once every couple of weeks, hader is national treasure.

She was aggressively awful as a guest on How Did This Get Made? as well.

That last line should either earn you an “atta-boy” from the Pulitzer committee or lead to your immediate firing and blacklisting from the entertainment news and criticism field. Possibly both.

My mom and I watched Beyond Belief (even the pre-Frakes Brolin-hosted season) together as a weekly ritual, and at the time I knew of nobody else who watched it. This silly resurgence is showing me there were more fans than I thought, and that makes me feel nice.

Man, he just looks directly at you, earning that paycheck. That’s some serious work ethic. Like he never said anything about the scripts, just went in there and read off the prompter, never once saying or thinking: “This is some shit.” Good ol’ Frakes. 

How can we be so wrong when that beard is so right?

I’m currently in my early-thirties. Been with my girl for a couple years.

Aparna Nancherla should get her own sitcom, maybe with her and Tiya Sircar (The Good Place is also ending) as sisters.

Reading the headline I went from “yay” to “aww” in the space of two words.

nah its properly rated

I’m torn in that I love that he gives old horror icons that I loved work with the fact that his work is just not that great...

Johnny LaRue’s Polynesian Town may be my favorite SCTV sketch. There’s just so much meta humor and in-joking going on there. That, or maybe it’s the “Midnight Express Special.” Or maybe it’s seeing Jackie Rodgers, Sr.’s demise. That always makes me laugh until I cry.

This makes me really sad. I once met the good Doctor. I was standing in line waiting to pay at a store here in New York City - this was around 2003 or 2004 - when I thought the guy in front of my who was quietly talking to his wife was very probably Dr. John. I knew his real name was Mac Rebennack, so when he took his…

The was a second Arrested Development reference as Archer asked Mother if she would show themher bird dance

Whenever I think of Bigfoot, I always think of this

I also realized somewhere in the middle of it that I had this wealth of information because I had this smokin’ hot Latin girlfriend already.

It was all worth it for having this Rob Thomas on the other Rob Thomas’s show iZombie, where he was killed by zombies, and then you later hear him memorialized on a radio broadcast saying “heaven just got a little bit smoother,” as the song begins to play.

A list of times when I, a 38 year old man, long ago disabused of the abilities required to show emotion, cried (read: I never cry or show emotion. It’s a mental health disorder) while watching Deadwood, The Movie