Having the Super Bowl trademarked causing so many to just call it The Big Game is some of the biggest bullshit America could create.

Dallas should do that though

My first thought when the Admiral refused Picard’s request:

If you are wondering WTF happened to Boeing, once a shining star of Aerospace, please take a moment to read this:

The problem with the Tim Hortons Beyond Meat Burgers wasn’t that they weren’t real meat, it was that a coffee shop (that is admittedly much more than a coffee shop for us Canadians) was making a burger. It was... not great. The most basic, uninteresting burger imaginable, with no sense of how a burger should be…

Don’t cancel the events. Just, nobody show up. Not a soul. There is no hell for a writer like the mortification of staring out at a sea of empty chairs, save for the bookstore employee who felt bad for you and took a seat one minute after the event’s official start time.

As a trans man and the grandchild of two Holocaust survivors (who loved and accepted me as I am, and who would be appalled by this transparent attempt to leverage others’ suffering for an awful backwards-ass Nazi agenda), fuck this absolute prick.

The guys in my fantasy football sms thread “too soon’d” me for pointing out the rape allegation amid their hero worship. My reply was basically, “Too soon? That happened in 2003!”

$86K seems a bit low for what is, essentially, a 24/7 on-call job.

One suggestion - cooking tips for people who want to cook good homemade food with limited kitchen space. Tips and tricks, useful recipes, weird but effective hacks. I’ve lived in student basement suites where the cooking facilities were a hotplate, microwave and toaster oven; in dorm rooms with access to a microwave,…

As a non-American, I had to smile at your comment because it’s such an American way of viewing the issue. Whether from the left or the right, it always comes down to money. The article and a lot of the author’s critics make the point that she’s profiting from Mexicans’ pain, and your proposed remedy is that the…

One need not even read their statement to be able to say definitively that they’re lying.

There was nothing in that response that refutes any of the claims. It’s amazing the degree to which these people (in places of power, anywhere) lose track of how they sound.

Whatever, I’m outta heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere

Thanks for getting that god awful 1-877-Kars4kids jingle stuck in my head. First thing in the morning too! 

I feel like a golden opportunity was missed to discuss his big nut energy?

Ya’ll are fucking nuts.

Meg Whitman. There’s a name I assumed I would never read in the news in 2020.

Your scientific fact check can’t stop Louie from dipping his balls in it.

The garden is nice and all, but it’s just not the same unless there’s a kid I can torment by stealing his glasses, chasing him into a phone booth, and making him buy back his own toy from a mean shopkeeper.