In the truest of traditions: +1

fulfilling his destiny to become a Florida Man

My mother’s borscht is a meal unto itself. Team Robicelli. 

We’re no strangers to blogs. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of. You wouldn’t get this from any other site.

Compete forev-[neck snapped by ninjas]

Jezspin forever

Most of Deadspin’s staff has resigned en masse.

Deadspin forever

+1

stay on the weed (gummies)

Cannot wait for the sites to be inundated with Cash4Gold ads

+1

I think that’s the funniest (well, not funny ha-ha) part of this: they were willing to break the websites and anger their readership over a relatively middling deal! It’s honestly incredible. 

I did see that, and I would also highly recommend it to anyone who hasn’t read it yet.

Meet me in Temecula, coward!

Farmers has pulled Spanfeller’s big ad buy. This is the type of incompetence that deserves an ESPN 30 For 30. 

If it’s been a rough night (for example, if I’ve been up late reading about the wanton and needless destruction of a beloved website), and I need some breakfast comfort food but still need to rush to work, I might reach for the Trash Panda Special of chunky peanut butter over a hot toaster waffle, allowing the peanut…

Interestingly enough, The Daily Beast’s Max Tani noted on Twitter that Spanfeller and Co were supposed to meet with the company’s P/E backers today, in a wonderful gift of timing. 

We have a media company whose management is in open war with its readers and writers.

Send all influencers to the dilithium mines.