When I want to make something to impress others (for a potluck or something), it’s Kerrygold or nothing.

I’d add that the suggestion that dudes are making $1M/year at Scout and Rivals is wild as hell and I would love for someone to fact-check that statement.

You’re not going to the Good Place, my dude. 

IBC’s probably my favorite from the ones you grabbed for the test. Although I wish you had found Abita’s root beer too; I would have liked to see how it stacked up.

Everyone should print this Tweet out and put it on their refrigerators.

I am not looking forward to the next NY-14 election and seeing more randos and wackjobs like this invade the city. 

I still occasionally see tables around the city manned by folks giving out LaRouche pamphlets, and it feels like seeing a shooting star or something. 

Jesus Christ. Throw all these grifters into a snake pit. 

No, dig up, stupid

My family has sometimes made a dish similar to chraime for holiday meals: it usually uses tilapia or another flaky, mild fish, and the tomato sauce is not spicy. I might try making a more authentic version at home though - it sounds tasty even for a non-holiday night.

They’re also apparently some of the same dudes who convinced Rupert Murdoch to buy MySpace. So, you know, brain geniuses.

No.

Bobby Petrino

Yakov Smirnoff jokes seem oddly appropriate here. 

HELL YEAH HOC-KEY HELL YEAH HELL YEAH [chugs Labatt] 

I’ll allow it

I’m calling the cops

According to ESPN’s story, the delay is designed to give other states a chance to catch up and implement their own versions of the bill.

tell me more about this “North Florida culture”

Counterproposal: replace the Cuccos in Zelda with Geese