This was lovely, David.

I feel like if he was barred from wearing them in-game we would have heard something about it, so I guess he did indeed play in them.

Hearing all the post-debate analysis of “everyone was mean to poor old Diamond Joe” made me think you may have been right about that whole dissolving-the-United-States thing.

Hearing Rahm Emanuel, of all people on this cursed earth, complain that Castro was too mean to Biden absolutely broke my brain. 

A video game that finally answers the question “how is babby formed”

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru

This is what happens when you decide you don’t want to know the terrifying truth.

Neither the Little Debbie nor the Drake’s fudge brownies made it? :( :( :(

Eric. It’s gonna be Eric.  

A+ headline

“sparkling” Times Square?????????????

Again: I’m sure many of the candidates are saying similar things, but what I go back to is that the executive branch, regardless of party, is always loath to give up powers attained by previous presidents; they would rather prefer to be taken on faith that they would just use that power more responsibly than their…

This is Coachella for goons and stooges.

I know what they’re saying on the campaign trail, but I would be shocked beyond belief if any of the Democratic candidates, should they win election, would still support repealing the AUMF once they take office. Hopefully I will have the opportunity to be pleasantly surprised.

The CAP’s statement today is unbelievably smarmy. It basically reads as “we thought we were all on the same team so it should be okay but clearly they felt differently.” Punt the whole organization into the sun from top to bottom.

“How To Cook Everything” by Mark Bittman helped me immensely when learning how to cook and bake. (I still swear by his brownie recipe.) It also had an accompanying iPhone app which was also super-useful but I believe they haven’t updated it in some time.

The YouTube AI closed-captioning refers to him as “Brandon Freaky” at least twice.

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A Juicero?