Really surprised that this is the first time the “Chickenlopnik” tag has ever been used.

It should also be noted that AOC has a second, “official” account, @RepAOC.

Nuke this from orbit. 

WRONG. The best yogurt is Icelandic Provisions. This is a fact that is backed by scientific study (me eating a lot of it). Disagree with me and I will meet you in the Octagon (for a thoughtful discussion).

Yeah, I am also extremely upset that I had to remember this dude existed, yet also grateful that this is a temporary state and we can once again place him directly into the dumpster.

While I don’t mind the culling of candidates, I’d rather have 2 nights of 5 candidates each, in all honesty.

SEIZE CONTROL OF THE MEANS OF PRODUCING CHICKEN SANDWICHES

I think mac and cheese from scratch is pretty easy. You make your pasta and set up your roux while the pasta’s getting ready, then combine them and voila. If you buy your cheese pre-shredded you don’t really need to chop anything up.

There’s a column today with Stephens and Gail Collins that starts off with them recounting their respective summer vacations, and Stephens mentions that he spent his in the south of France. I think we can all imagine Bret on his overseas vacation, sitting alone in a villa, ignoring the beauty of the French countryside…

I should add, in all seriousness, that a short red eye is a pretty good early-morning kick in the rear if you need it.

A Starbucks tall is 12 ounces; grande is 16; venti is 20. (The trenta—good lord—is 31 ounces.) You should order none of these. What you should order is a “short.”

First friends I made in college swilled Goldschlager directly from the bottle. I am very happy I made other friends in college.

Bailey’s. I feel queasy just typing it out.

To add to that, I think the continued attempts at spring football leagues are a bet that many football fans don’t care about quality of product; they just want something to watch at bars and/or bet on.

best of luck to ya, man!

I have like 6 paragraphs I want to write about the circumstances surrounding Megan’s departure, which are absolutely beyond infuriating. But I keep getting interrupted by pop-up ads for something called Ruggable, a product I now most assuredly will never use out of sheer spite. So let me just say that she was very good…

A friend said this to me once and I agree wholeheartedly: there is absolutely no worse question to ask anyone than “what do you do?”

Favorite stress-relief mechanism after a long soul-crushing week?

favorite flavor?

The line is with Alexo Athletica, which, according to its site, was founded as a response to mainstream athleisure brands which don’t adequately respect the Second Amendment.