I was waiting for that. The moment the coach touched the kid he was out! Play by the rules or don’t play at all! /sarcasm

Are you still talking about Tyrod Taylor? Oh wait you said Sabres...

Thou preparest a stage before me in the presence of mine pitchmates: Thou anointest my neck with supporter scarves; my cup runneth over.

You get one star from Vinal Sq.

He doesn’t appear to know quite what to mako it.

4o something year old SAHD here with 2 kids, 1 under age 1. I keep getting ads asking if I need help losing the baby weight. I mean, I do, but not for the reasons they think!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

I swear I looked to see if anyone had posted this yet and didn’t see it. I’M GOING WITH JERKSTORE!

Nope, need to go further west. I have family in the midwest and when we leave Boston it’s always a shitshow until after I-84 and the CT and NY folks split off. On the way back home the ride is glorious until about 10 miles before I-84 joins in. I swear to god it’s like the drivers merging from I-84 have never seen a…

#kluwebait

Stay at home dad (SAHD) here. I’m currently working through PPD now that our 2nd is here. It doesn’t surprise me in the least that men can suffer from some form of PPD.

Interesting. Do you still find yourself accidentally typing “Jeter’s cock” when writing a story about ARod?