But it looks so vintage. It’s not about functionality it’s about being different! EVERYBODY rides street tires on the street, I want to do something novel.

I am no Simmons fan. In fact I think he’s a dipshit. That said, I love it when people refer to him as an average writer. It’s like people who acted maybe in high school plays calling Keanu Reeves a bad actor. These average and bad folks will buy and sell all of us.

Ugh, I say at least having a friend with a good compressor and an pneumatic impact is worth having. Sometimes a breaker bar just wont do it. Freaking brake rotors wasted 6 hours and many trips to autozone and in the end I had to go to a friend with an impact to finish the job.

Huge News Discovery: Old cars are not as safe as new cars in accidents.

Or you can buy an extremely safe and reliable Panther for the price of a new iPhone and be safe while remaining poor.

I am the first person to hate on college/university Greek life culture, but this is just straight up mean-spirited.

Vasectomies aren’t nearly as reversible as you think.

Can a man not deserve praise without your hypothesis that he may be an asshole?

Marry an Indian person and I bet you could get away with it!

Ride an elephant. Don't pretend to be Indian.

They would have just not let the kids in. And rightfully so. If you have a wedding for adults, you don’t bring kids.

I mean... I know the world doesn’t revolve around my wedding. I will completely understand if people can’t/don’t want to come. But... from a logistical, event-planning standpoint, if you RSVP “yes,” you better come unless you have a VERY good reason. And yes, I’d count childcare falling through as a good reason. See…

To me, it’s kind of like the difference between baseball and soccer. If I walk past my local park, I almost always see a group of people playing soccer. After all, it’s easy. You get a ball, a certain number of folk and have at it. Everyone runs after the ball and has a whale of a time.

Well done, sir. You effectively caused me to spew coffee from my nose and onto my screen.

lol. Someone get this dude out of the greys!

I could easily see myself driving around the country with this truck, murdering hookers along the way. The rear is spacious, so I could probably cook some meth to cover fuel costs and food.

My roommates in college used to play beer pong with dip in. I tried that all of one time before I swore it off altogether.

Once I accidentally took a sip from a beer bottle I thought was mine. Turns out, it was the one everyone was putting their cigarettes out in. It was not a good experience.

Actually, I think he’d say:

You’d think Cromartie would understand that when it comes to children, people make mistakes.