Well done, sir. You effectively caused me to spew coffee from my nose and onto my screen.

lol. Someone get this dude out of the greys!

I could easily see myself driving around the country with this truck, murdering hookers along the way. The rear is spacious, so I could probably cook some meth to cover fuel costs and food.

My roommates in college used to play beer pong with dip in. I tried that all of one time before I swore it off altogether.

Once I accidentally took a sip from a beer bottle I thought was mine. Turns out, it was the one everyone was putting their cigarettes out in. It was not a good experience.

Actually, I think he’d say:

To be fair, it’s not neccasarily racist to call out someone with that many kids. We do it to the Duggers all the time.

You’d think Cromartie would understand that when it comes to children, people make mistakes.

because attacking the independently owned small business is definitely the best way to fight gentrification.

Wow, it’s like you are man who is trying mansplain her. You just completely dismissed her opinion because of her looks, size, gender, age and ethnic background. Incredibly sexist, bigoted AND ageist. A hat trick. Congrats.

You are so going to hell for that joke. And I’ll be right behind you.

He’s a head of state for the Vatican. I am fairly certain we have heads of state from islamic countries visit regularly enough.

I really like the word “chicanery”

Ask a Lawyer, Answer: It Depends.

Yeah for sure. Either way, mom is an idiot. Personally, I just don’t see her attorney resigning unless he thought the accuser was not being truthful with him. That would present an ethical issue for him. Mom’s actions wouldn’t matter. Sure, it would weaken a potential civil case, but not enough to abandon ship before…

I hate it when kids leave rape kits on my porch.

Well, on that front, it appears that more than just white people are confused. One poll question that Hilary didn’t address was whether or not you think BlackLivesMatter is a movement or just a slogan.

I really hope they’re these ones and not the ones you saw http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/…

Maybe they were donated? It’s NY, and god forbid someone had last year’s furniture.

The problem with Keynesean economics is the “reigning in” during the good times never happens due to a lack of political will. It’s in our nature to ride deficits until math makes it no longer possible.