Talk about needy.

How are feet the most efficient? If you want to get from point a to point b it will be cheaper to drive it in a day than hike it in a few weeks when you factor in lodging and food expenses.

I vote Mary Ludwig Hayes McCauley AKA Molly Pitcher. Ideally with some version of this picture.

Is Miguel like Cher or Seal? Just the one name? Because I think you need to be more famous to pull that off.

Why do the bees have to be africanized man? That just seems racist.

Skip Nevada. Never operate there again. That is the best plan. Otherwise, they admit to being gambling. Also, it isn’t like the Gambling commission would ever want something to not be gambling. Gambling means extra taxes over just being a business.

I mean, violated isn’t always sexually. Like I feel violated when my douche bag neighbor throws a few extra revs on his harley when he gets home late at night.

Let’s be real, this is likely the best way to stick it to the boss as you quit/get fired (assuming you aren’t actually cranking down).

It is like corporations expect minimum wage “Team Members” to not jerk it at work. If I knew I could get the same paying shitty job at Walmart tomorrow, I think I would be in the zero fucks given club too.

Illustrating to kids that nothing is free and soon their “Estate” will be turned into condos for the rich. Sidebar: I love how the British make housing projects sound nice.

I mean, that wouldn’t be surprising as the majority of women don’t see combat and further a majority of soldiers never meet the enemy.

Definitely neat roads. Except don’t do it at night. It is foggy!

It’s meant to read as Vince Vaughn’s character from Swingers, right?

Yeah, I am fairly certain Joanna doesn’t understand that at least half are puns about shitting.

Seriously, baseball is super boring. They might as well have something worth looking at. Is that not what you mean?

That seems like a good idea, until your landlord sees parts and oil everywhere.

Every time a politician meets with a journalist in a prearranged manner, it is a stunt. If Rembert really cared about journalism, why didn’t he ask about the increase in drone strikes during Obama’s Presidency.

I think As Good As it Gets summed it up quite nicely:

Your bike it made to handle both dirt and street. The bike in the picture is not made to do that.

Does approved mean best use of knobbies. I can’t imagine this bike leaving the pavement. It is clearly an aesthetic.