I thought it was super edgy and funny!

You think they would have more accountants given all the snowbird who go down to Boca and Miami.

If you remove the victims of the Charleston mass shooting, where do they rank? Also is this year an anomoly or standard problem?

None of these packages include cigarettes. These packages are heresy.

Is it legal to just drive in the LA river? Or do you need permits or what?

Nor mine, but it is a side effect.

Agreed, they should take them off.

Propecia y’all. That stuff works at keeping your hair. If you use it in tandem with Rogaine, even better. The only downside is that Propecia can cause ED. Which pretty much defeats the purpose of trying to keep your hair in the first place.

Get a load of this NERD! We aren’t impressed by you pretending to read!

I don’t know. Everyone seems to think CA’s emissions are nuts. Also, DC wants me to do emissions for a historic vehicle. I can only drive is 1000 miles per year.

I mean, you have to be pathetic to do this for tax purposes. It’s less pathetic if you aren’t able to pass smog in your state and you never will be able to pass smog in your state.

Also invented the dick towel and the Shot-Gun.

Man, that is a super fucking judgemental statement.

I feel like manager is a euphemism for pimp as some have already been busted for prostitution.

With or without you, Times Square is boring. Also, why do the Desnudas have pimps?

Well that is stupid. Older women are barren. That is a fact. If they are ashamed of it. They should talk to god/science (whoever they feel like blaming aging on).

Yeah, more accurately would be, waiting till most women are barren means you likely will also be barren.

These bikes aren’t dual sport bikes. Dual sport bikes have turn signals and brake lights. If you are riding in mass and pulling wheelies you are a dangerous squid who won’t be missed when you crash.

Bike accidents are more likely to leave the parties involved dead because they don’t have a rolled steel cage protecting them.

That is a hot take. By calling their opposition taxpayers, the implication is that the opposition already does quite a bit to help them. Baltimore has some of the highest levels of unemployment and welfare.