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Dennis Reynolds: Five Star Man
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And why not? That’s what this website is based on.

Cuomo is a jagoff but he was right about that at least.

Oh, he successfully raised billions of dollars to help Puerto Rico? Did he ever send the fucking check? Cuz I’m pretty sure they would have cashed it and gotten things back to normal pretty damn quickly if he had.

I’m shocked he went with Rob Johnson being the Bills worst QB and not Tyrod Taylor. I would kill to have either of those dudes at this point. Bills QB play before Joe Ferguson was likely better than Peterman. 

The NHL is 4th because they are garbage at marketing their best players and most exciting games. If botching investigations and punishment for DV were what made these leagues the worst the NFL would’ve been shot into the sun and gone. 

In a world of gray people want black and white answers. Is this suspension long enough? No. But to try and bring precident to a situation that varies differently from every other situation doesn’t really make sense either. NHL is failing by not instituting at least some form of written policy. Watson is failing his

The second one is the only one that’s been somewhat impressive so far. Every other time he’s been asked it’s been an incredibly significant play. Dude has probably watched them all a dozen times minimum.

This seems on par for a man who fries mold-coated bologna.

I would almost bank on Bell showing up sometime after week 4, but at this point I wouldn’t be surprised if he waited all the way until week 10.

Listening to Jim Rome and as he starts talking about this I scroll down and read the headline as he’s running the audio. In Rome’s words “That’s some word salad!”

Hey fellow Bills fans, remind me again how BAD of a QB Tyrod Taylor is too.... REMIND ME!!!

You can’t even tell someone’s kid to kill himself anymore? What has this country come to. I stand for the flag. Fucking LIBERALS always find something to complain about!

But are they taking the hobbits to Isengard?

What a jackass.

“I think it’s important to look back at history like this with an open mind, and make sure we’re asking questions.” -P. Carroll

Damn brother! We should’ve known Benghazi was coming!!

Pictured: Communism

I’m very happy to hear that even if I had made the effort for your third point that I still would’ve been totally caught off guard. Seriously, what the fuck is he even saying?

The screen cap in that tweet, the answer to the first question, is one of the most depressing things I’ve read from a paid professional. I don’t think he meant it that way either. 

Fuck this piece of shit with the tallest building in Manhattan.